if you speak no spanish, i apologize. i don’t either and i don’t understand a word of this. thanks a lot jonny and brad.

these are the 179790709 text messages that i just checked my phone and got from my husband and my brother. Sometimes Jonny hijacks Facebook walls, last night he made me thankful I have unlimited text messages.

I think that Brad really misses all of the spanish that is spoken in Los Angeles. If you need translation (like i did) my sister provided the good ones, i think.

if not, I’ll work on it later. for now, i’m gonna pour another glass of vino…

this is how the texts went:

-taco

-taco taco

-burrito

-enchillado

-sopa

-quesadilla

-tortilla

-quest

-queso

-queso fresco

-pollo

-papa fritas

-con mustardo

-espana

-bisc ensalada

-pescado del mar

-futbol

-jugar futbol

-trabajr en el bano (ooooh yeah)

-a la izquierda

-muy caliente (this actually has a dirty meaning which is not spicy food)

-el thinko

-cuidado con mi corizon (really a ricky martin y madonna song cerca de 1998. brad thought it was ‘seniora de boobies’ aka Xtina A.)

-amigos para siempre (BFFS 4EVER)

-don’t go breaking my heart (no se rompe mi corizon. this is really bad translation but at least it’s not englis?!)

-taaaaaaaaco.

-nacho

-nacho liner (nacho libre?!)

-lav/anderia

-shampoo pronounced spaniglishly

-gatos

-taco gato (CAT TACOS WTF)

-i’m down

-biblioteca (rhymes with policiaca according to mama byls)

-los ojos

-la bomba

-sexx laws

-los zapatos de la zapateria

-the candlestick maker

-el panera

-typhoid

-beck (back to sexx laws…)

-vestido

-tomatillos

-policiaca (personally hate this one)

-frijoles negros

-jamon de sopa

-espanicas

-el ninos

-bambino

-abuelita (lil g-ma)

-el hardo de noche (o noche dificil)

-lunes

-marttes

-martes

-miercoles

-jueves

-huevos

-viernes

-sabado

-domingo

-augusto

-muy bonita

-azul

-manaza

-naranja

-banana

-uvas

-fresca

-planto de huevo (what is plant of egg?? for real)

-juego de naranja

-pio pio

-al verde

-senor al verde

-aeropuerto

-museo de historia

-inglesia (not to be confused with enrique iglesia)

-la playa

-splish splosh (spanish elvis)

-limpiar

-alligators

-la nina

-bimbo pan/ pan bimbo/ pan blanco. WHITE BREAD BIAA